C.W.Holeman III

Verse of the Week:

"Unless the Lord builds the house, its builders labor in vain."
--Proverbs 127:1(a)

Quote of the Week:

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it"
--Alan Kay

Joke of the Week:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into each of their beers. The Irishman says, "Barman, a fly just dove into my beer. Bring me another one." The Irishman got another beer. The Englishman says, "Ah, whatever," and empties his pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, "Spit it out, blast you! Spit it out!"